Natalie Portman takes Aleph to the JCC

Today, when I drag two kids, a stroller, various backpacks and tote bags, water bottles, smooshy overripe bananas and Pirate’s Booty into my local Jewish Community Center for an afternoon of swimming and basketball, I will try not to feel as harried and disheveled as I know I appear.Instead, I will try to channel Natalie…