Jeff Goldblum, it seems, per this obviously totally real clip from MTV’s “After Hours With Josh Horowitz,” is now in the restaurant business.

At NYC eatery Goldblums, the actor is proprietor, maitre d, waiter, piano player, bartender, and more. A fantasy come true. Except for kosher folks. Sorry guys—there’s pork on the menu.

Enjoy the video. And the “Big Chill” pun.

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Jana Banin is the blogger for 6 Degrees No Bacon.